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Joke of the Day

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"Avoided a copay by having my annual physical at Antiques Roadshow. Clean bill of health, plus I found out I'm worth $150."

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."

"What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!"

"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? You can't handle the truth."

"A good way to let the audience know a character doesn't ""play by the rules"" is to name her Kat."

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."