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Joke of the Day
"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."
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"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"
"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"
"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."
"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"
"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."
"What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl? Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!"
"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."
"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."