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Joke of the Day

"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"

"So I called the suicide hotline earlier... I was answered with, ""Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."""

"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"

"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."

"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."