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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favourite material? Yarrrn"
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"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"
"*on the karaoke mic* ""I normally don't sing outside the shower so I hope you guys don't mind if I do this naked"""
"There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack, who I believe is in the process of becoming a suitcase."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"
"Back off, doc. I'll close this wound. Suture self."
"You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did."
"What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!"
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."