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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"My dog loves chasing cars He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert"

"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."

"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"

"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"

"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"