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Joke of the Day
"what did the router say to the doctor? It hertz when IP."
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"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard? Genetics."
"A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name. Then login and read all their emails."
"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."
"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."
"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."
"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"
"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"
"How can you tell your roommate is gay? You can taste shit on his dick."
"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."