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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."
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"How does a designer's laugh sound like? Hue Hue Hue Hue"
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"
"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"
"[Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Pleasant and uplifting."
"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"