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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend last night: ""I've been a bad girl. Punish me"". So I fucked her sister."

"whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? they always swallow"

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"

"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"

"What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buck-an-ear"

"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."

"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."

"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."

"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."