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Joke of the Day
"3 Doors Down: ""Okay, so we've named the band. Now what?"""
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"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"
"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""
"Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD? It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure."
"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""
"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"
"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""
"Potatoes are high in carbs. 'Baked' potatoes are just high."
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."
"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"