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Joke of the Day
"why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days."
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"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""
"When Zelda watches porn... ...does she use adult Links?"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"
"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."