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Joke of the Day

"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."

"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."

"I've always wanted to oversee a graveyard I hear they get a ton of sex. (If I have to explain it, it ain't worth explaining.)"

"My doctor said my cervix is perfect. I'm still blushing."

"The only time I've ever been a priority is when I paid extra for shipping."

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"Jogging has never helped my memory."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"