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Joke of the Day
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"
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"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."
"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."
"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""
"Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight."
"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"