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Joke of the Day
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"
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"Who is the greatest author of the medieval era? King Author"
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."
"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"
"Katy Perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"Michael J. Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. ""Yeah..."" Michael said ""I'm just a little shaken up"""
"That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my floor. *buys identical dress, throws it on the ground*"
"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."
"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."