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Joke of the Day

"Hadron collider? I hardly know her!"

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."

"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."

"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."