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Joke of the Day

"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."

"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."

"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"

"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"

"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"

"Ladies, if a guy tells you ""Leggings aren't pants,"" tell him ""You're welcome."""

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."