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Joke of the Day

"If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"

"""No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you."" - soulmates"

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear"

"Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security."

"WIFE: Having your phone in your jeans pocket will make you infertile & stop us having more kids ME: *shoves 10 phones & microwave in pocket*"

"What do you call a group of kids? ..... a migraine"

"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"