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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."
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"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""
"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."
"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."
"""They call me Mr Six Hours,"" I told her, trying to make it sound like a sex thing not the amount of time my head was stuck in a beehive for"
"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"
"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"
"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"
"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""