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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."
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"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."
"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"
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"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."
"What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like? Bacon."
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