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Joke of the Day
"How many light bulbs does it take to change people?"
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"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear"
"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"
"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
"I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."