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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
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"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."
"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
"""There's plenty of fish in the sea"" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone."
"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"
"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."
"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"
"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"