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Joke of the Day
"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."
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"What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."
"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...all it was doing was gathering dust."
"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"
"My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator."
"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."