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Joke of the Day
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
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"Coffee at McDonald's is like sex in prison You'll have no trouble getting it, but it's rough."
"I used Apple Maps to find my girlfriend's clitoris Ended up licking a doorknob."
"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"
"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"
"I don't understand why you can lead a horse to water but you can't make a teenager do the dishes."
"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"