191975

Joke of the Day

"Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man."

"How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"

"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."

"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."