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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""Do you all want a drink?"" The first logician says: ""I don't know."" The second logician says: ""I don't know."" The third logician says: ""Yes."""

"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"

"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."

"What if a side effect to laxatives was death? That'd be a shitty way to die."

"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"

"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"