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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""Do you all want a drink?"" The first logician says: ""I don't know."" The second logician says: ""I don't know."" The third logician says: ""Yes."""

"My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite."

"Count Dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, Sue."

"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."

"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"

"A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer. ""Oh, that's great,"" he says. ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."