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Joke of the Day

"I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular"

"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"

"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"

"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."

"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"

"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"

"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease"