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Joke of the Day

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."

"Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet."

"It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth. All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)"

"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."

"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"Fock spelling."

"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."