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Joke of the Day

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted."

"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""

"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"

"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."

"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"

"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"