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Joke of the Day

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"Reddit censorship is getting out of hand [removed]"

"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."

"NSFW? - Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)"

"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."

"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."

"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."