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Joke of the Day

"The best joke ever... ...Reddit's servers!"

"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"

"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."

"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"

"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."

"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."

"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."

"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."

"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."

"Q: What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja? A: Canuck-chucks."