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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja? A: Canuck-chucks."

"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."

"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""

"Some people won't stop complaining about Steam's new updates... ... I guess they just can't see the Big Picture. (Just thought of this and wanted to share.)"

"You are more useless than... Stephen Hawking in a power cut."

"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."

"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"

"Geez, I'm so sorry...I'm not normally ticklish. (me to the nail lady I just kicked in the face during my pedicure)"