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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"

"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."

"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."

"How can you tell if someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"

"What do you call a female redneck who is faster than her brothers? A virgin"