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Joke of the Day

"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"Q: What country is ill? A: Germany."

"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"

"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"

"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."