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Joke of the Day

"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."

"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it."

"Yesterday I came out of the closet. Then realized I should probably stop masturbating in my closet."

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"