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Joke of the Day

"Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof? Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this?"

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too."

"Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny Mom. I can't remember either."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"

"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."

"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"

"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."