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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
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"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
"[traffic stop] Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?"
"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."
"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"
"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"