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Joke of the Day

"[traffic stop] Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?"

"I wrote a book called My permanently exposed penis'. It's out now."

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"

"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."

"What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."

"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."

"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"