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Joke of the Day
"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
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"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."
"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"
"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"
"Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed. When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, ""Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."""
"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."