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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car."

"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."

"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"

"What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? About two weeks."

"Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off."

"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."

"Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee."

"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"

"I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me."

"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."