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Joke of the Day
"Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster"
Next Joke
"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. credit to /u/crashdemon."
"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."
"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."
"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"
"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."