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Joke of the Day
"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."
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"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."
"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be? [goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion] ME: uhfailure"
"I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying ""utilize"" and ""leverage"" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word ""use""."
"In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life."
"Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times..."
"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."
"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"