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Joke of the Day
"What does every clean nose have? Fingerprints."
Next Joke
"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
"I'm never buying clothes for my kids again Dang baby goats just eat everything!"
"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"
"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."
"So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift. Well, he was obviously coming down with something."
"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"