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Joke of the Day

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."

"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"

"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"

"My friend asked if I would stop singing Maroon 5 songs. I said: ""I don't think so."""

"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."

"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""