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Joke of the Day

"Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit."

"Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends."

"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"

"Let's put a little smile on that face..."

"[job interview] ""Why should I hire you?"" ""Because I have pictures of you with a goat?"""

"I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that's the only reason I still have it. A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn"

"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"

"HER: Can I give you my new number? ME: *Eye roll* I REALLY doubt you came up with a number I don't already know."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."