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Joke of the Day

"Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock."

"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."

"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."

"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"

"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."

"What seemed to be the parrots problem? Prolly wanted a cracker!"