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Joke of the Day
"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."
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"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."
"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"
"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."
"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"
"My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses."
"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."