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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"
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"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"
"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."
"A married couple walks into a bar."
"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"
"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."
"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."
"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"