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Joke of the Day
"How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make? All of it."
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"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mariska Hargitay"
"I put the p in pants."
"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"
"I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice"
"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""
"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."
"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"