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Joke of the Day

"That ""dammit"" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like ""Now what do I do...?"""

"Why does Michael Jackson love placing 2nd in races Because he loves coming in a little behind"

"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""

"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"