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Joke of the Day

"They think they have found the the remains of Dick the Shit. Sorry, I meant Richard the Turd!"

"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."

"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."

"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."

"So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter..."

"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"

"My dad once said 'why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?' I still laugh..."

"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."

"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."

"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."