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Joke of the Day
"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
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"I was close to becoming a rap god. But then 1 day my mom licked her thumb to wipe a smudge off my face as a kid & ruined all my street cred."
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"
"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."
"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."
"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""
"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."