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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""
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"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."
"intelligent student Student would you punish me for some thing i did not do? Teacher no , of course not.Student good, because i did not do my homework."
"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
"what do you call the skin around a vagina a woman"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"
"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""
"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"[first date] me: they know me here date: *reading sign on wall* ""No Puppetry""? me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that"