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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
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"What alternative energy does Trump propose? White power"
"I've been told I'm a compulsive liar and a hypochondriac but I don't worry about it."
"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."
"My wife just told me she loves her man more than anything in the world. I don't know where you are buddy, but I'm gonna find you and and kick your ass."
"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."
"I'll lean at a 45 degree angle if I'm so inclined."
"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."